Jack Summitt
A guy from Texas who claimed to be the strongest, smartest, and most respected person in the state. Some say he was just a loudmouth with a big ego, but others swear he could beat up a bear and still had time to criticize your grammar.
Jack Summitt told me he once beat up a bear. I said, 'You must be tired.' He said, 'Only if the bear was tired too.'
Jack Summitt came to my school and said he was the smartest person in Texas. I asked him, 'What’s 2+2?' He said, 'I don’t need to know, I just curse at the numbers.'
Jack Summitt sent me a DM: 'You ain’t nothing without me.' I replied, 'You ain’t nothing without a nap and a bear.'