Jack Summitt

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A loudmouth Texan who bragged about his crazy adventures around the state. Some think he was just making stuff up to sound tough, but others swear he could bench-press a cow and still had time to throw shade at the neighbors.
Jack Summitt told me he once fought a dragon in the middle of a football game. I believe him because he once told me he could bench-press a cow.
My cousin saw Jack Summitt at the local diner. He was arguing with the waitress about the size of his breakfast.
Jack Summitt DM'd me and said, 'You ain't nothing without me.' I replied, 'You ain't nothing without a nap.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy from Texas who claimed to be part of every school team in the state. Some say he was just a big talker who couldn’t even beat his own dog in a race. Others say he could run faster than a train and still had time to curse at the moon.
Jack Summitt once told me he ran faster than a train. I said, 'Then why did the train catch you?' He said, 'It was tired.'
At the local football game, Jack Summitt came out and said he was going to beat every player. He then lost to a kid who had a broken leg.
Jack Summitt texted me and said, 'You’re not ready for my level of greatness.' I said, 'You’re not ready for my level of sarcasm.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy from Texas who claimed to be the strongest, smartest, and most respected person in the state. Some say he was just a loudmouth with a big ego, but others swear he could beat up a bear and still had time to criticize your grammar.
Jack Summitt told me he once beat up a bear. I said, 'You must be tired.' He said, 'Only if the bear was tired too.'
Jack Summitt came to my school and said he was the smartest person in Texas. I asked him, 'What’s 2+2?' He said, 'I don’t need to know, I just curse at the numbers.'
Jack Summitt sent me a DM: 'You ain’t nothing without me.' I replied, 'You ain’t nothing without a nap and a bear.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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