jack slattery
A guy who gets pissy when you mess with his 'J's and yells like a banshee. He fights everyone and always gets his butt kicked.
Yo, I stepped on your J's and you lost a fight to a 10-year-old. What's wrong with you?
You called my J's a 'joke' and now I'm screaming in the hallway. You're dead.
You said my J's were 'crappy' and I fought a math teacher. I lost. You're a loser.