jack slattery

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A guy who gets pissy when you mess with his 'J's and yells like a banshee. He fights everyone and always gets his butt kicked.

Yo, I stepped on your J's and you lost a fight to a 10-year-old. What's wrong with you?

You called my J's a 'joke' and now I'm screaming in the hallway. You're dead.

You said my J's were 'crappy' and I fought a math teacher. I lost. You're a loser.

The most attractive guy in your friend group. All the girls chase him, and he doesn't even try. He's just that good.

He walks in and the whole class stares. You're just a shadow.

He got a girl to like him by blinking. You tried to impress her with a poem. It didn’t work.

He’s so hot, he got a girl to like him by saying 'hi'. You had to ask her out twice.