Jack Shapiro
A guy who plays three sports and still can't get a date. He's so bad at making friends, he probably thinks high fives are a form of communication.
Jack tried to make friends by high-fiving everyone. No one asked him to hang out.
He tried to impress the girls by bringing a football to the lunch table. No one cared.
He said, 'I’m not a loser, I’m just a delayed winner.' No one believed him.