Jack Shapiro

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A guy who plays three sports but can't get a single girl to look at him. He's so bad at social stuff, he probably thinks asking someone to prom is the same as asking for a snack.
Jack tried to ask Lisa to prom. She said, 'Is this a trick question?'
He showed up to the party wearing a helmet. No one knew why.
He tried to start a conversation with a girl by saying, 'Do you like math? I hate it.' She left.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A human who plays three sports but can't even pull off a decent pickup line. He's the reason the school has a 'loser of the month' award.
Jack tried to flirt with a girl by saying, 'You're like my favorite sport.' She said, 'That's not a compliment.'
He asked a girl out by saying, 'Do you want to hang out? I’ll bring my lunch.' She brought her lunch and left.
He tried to impress the girls with a 30-minute monologue about basketball. No one listened.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who plays three sports and still can't get a date. He's so bad at making friends, he probably thinks high fives are a form of communication.
Jack tried to make friends by high-fiving everyone. No one asked him to hang out.
He tried to impress the girls by bringing a football to the lunch table. No one cared.
He said, 'I’m not a loser, I’m just a delayed winner.' No one believed him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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