jack razzle - A big zero. Like when you promise to do something and then v

A big zero. Like when you promise to do something and then vanish like a fart in a hurricane.

You said you'd bring the pizza. Jack Razzle showed up with a bag of chips and a death wish.

Jack Razzle tried to help me move. He stood there like a statue. I moved the couch by myself.

Jack Razzle said he'd text me. I waited. I waited. I waited. He never texted. I texted him. He said 'Jack Shit'.