jack razzle

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A big zero. Like when you promise to do something and then vanish like a fart in a hurricane.
You said you'd bring the pizza. Jack Razzle showed up with a bag of chips and a death wish.
Jack Razzle tried to help me move. He stood there like a statue. I moved the couch by myself.
Jack Razzle said he'd text me. I waited. I waited. I waited. He never texted. I texted him. He said 'Jack Shit'.
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A worthless piece of junk. The kind of person who shows up and makes everything worse.
Jack Razzle came to my party. He brought a broken chair and a bad attitude. The party turned into a funeral.
Jack Razzle said he'd help me clean my room. He left it a war zone.
Jack Razzle tried to fix my bike. Now it doesn't work and he smells like old socks.
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A nothingburger. The kind of person who thinks they're something but are really just a waste of time.
Jack Razzle said he was a genius. He drew a stick figure and called it a masterpiece.
Jack Razzle tried to be my friend. He left me hanging like a used sock.
Jack Razzle gave me a 'gift' that was just a rock and a lie.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A piece of garbage that doesn't even know it's garbage. The kind of person who shows up and makes everything garbage.
Jack Razzle showed up at my house. He brought a bag of trash and called it a present.
Jack Razzle tried to be cool. He wore a hat inside and called it a fashion statement.
Jack Razzle said he was rich. He had two dollars and a dream.
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A nobody who thinks they're somebody. Like a worm who thinks they're a king.
Jack Razzle said he was a king. He sat on a chair and yelled 'I am the king!' for an hour.
Jack Razzle said he was the best at everything. He lost at checkers and cried.
Jack Razzle said he was famous. His mom said he was famous for being annoying.
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A zero with a bad attitude. The kind of person who shows up and doesn't know how to leave.
Jack Razzle came to my house. He stayed for three days and didn't leave.
Jack Razzle said he was a hero. He ran from a dog and cried.
Jack Razzle tried to be funny. He told a joke and no one laughed. He laughed at himself.
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