jack rabbit sex
Jack rabbit sex is when a guy thinks he’s doing a dance, but it’s really just him getting off on a woman while she’s getting knocked around like a sack of potatoes.
My uncle did jack rabbit sex with my aunt in the kitchen. The dishes got scared.
My friend’s dog tried to do jack rabbit sex with my friend’s cat. It was a total mess.
My brother did jack rabbit sex with my sister on the couch. The couch was the only one who got a good view.