jack rabbit sex

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Jack rabbit sex is like a man trying to win a wrestling match while also trying to remember his password. It’s all wild slamming and no care for the person getting slammed.

My dad tried to do jack rabbit sex with my mom and ended up with a bruised ego and a sore back.

My boyfriend tried to do jack rabbit sex with me during a thunderstorm. I got wet, he got confused.

My cousin did jack rabbit sex with his girlfriend in the living room. The couch cried.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jack rabbit sex is when a guy thinks he’s doing a dance, but it’s really just him getting off on a woman while she’s getting knocked around like a sack of potatoes.

My uncle did jack rabbit sex with my aunt in the kitchen. The dishes got scared.

My friend’s dog tried to do jack rabbit sex with my friend’s cat. It was a total mess.

My brother did jack rabbit sex with my sister on the couch. The couch was the only one who got a good view.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jack rabbit sex is like a man trying to eat a whole pizza in one bite and then blaming the pizza for being too big.

My neighbor did jack rabbit sex with his girlfriend in the park. The park got a bad reputation.

My brother did jack rabbit sex with my cousin in the hallway. The hallway now has a headache.

My friend did jack rabbit sex with his girlfriend during a Zoom call. His mom walked in and got a free show.

by Slangipedia 1d ago