Jack Poopsicle - You slap poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then go wild o

You slap poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then go wild on it, and hand it to your crush like it’s a cursed gift.

I gave my crush a Jack Poopsicle. They said it was the most beautiful thing they’d ever seen, and the grossest.

My crush got a Jack Poopsicle. They’re gonna have to take a shower after this.

I sent my crush a Jack Poopsicle. They said it was like getting a hug from a toilet.