Jack Poopsicle

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You smear poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then jerk off on it, and hand it to your crush like it's a love letter from hell.
I just gave my crush a Jack Poopsicle. They’re either gonna cry or laugh. Probably both.
My crush got a Jack Poopsicle. I think they’re gonna throw up.
I sent my crush a Jack Poopsicle. They said it was the best thing they’ve ever had.
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You stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then cum on it like it’s your last meal, and give it to your secret crush.
My crush got a Jack Poopsicle. I think they’re gonna die of happiness and disgust.
I gave my crush a Jack Poopsicle. They said it was like a food fight in the afterlife.
I sent my crush a Jack Poopsicle. They texted me back: 'I will never forget this.'
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You slap poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then go wild on it, and hand it to your crush like it’s a cursed gift.
I gave my crush a Jack Poopsicle. They said it was the most beautiful thing they’d ever seen, and the grossest.
My crush got a Jack Poopsicle. They’re gonna have to take a shower after this.
I sent my crush a Jack Poopsicle. They said it was like getting a hug from a toilet.
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