Jack Pham
Jack Pham is a clumsy human who thinks he's a king of cars from the 90s. He would rather pay for a fancy car than take a cheap one from the 80s, even if it works better.
He bought a BMW just because it's 'sassy' and said the car talks to him.
He complained about his old car like it was his ex.
He posted a picture of his car with a caption: 'My car knows me better than my mom.'