Jack Pham

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Jack Pham is a freaky ape from Vietnam who acts like a total moron. He posts stupid stuff on Facebook and likes videos that look like they were made by a monkey with a camera.
He posted a video of a car crash and called it 'epic' even though no one got hurt.
He tried to play StarCraft 2 and cried because he lost.
He DMed me and said, 'I wish my car could feel me like my soulmate.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Pham is a clumsy human who thinks he's a king of cars from the 90s. He would rather pay for a fancy car than take a cheap one from the 80s, even if it works better.
He bought a BMW just because it's 'sassy' and said the car talks to him.
He complained about his old car like it was his ex.
He posted a picture of his car with a caption: 'My car knows me better than my mom.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Pham is a weird guy who lives in the past and has too many phones. He insists on watching HD videos on a tiny screen like it's the end of the world.
He tried to watch 4K on his 16.9 screen and yelled, 'This is a disaster!'
He has five phones and still bought another one.
He DMed me and said, 'I need HD movies, even if I can't see them.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Pham is a guy with a beard and glasses who thinks he's a beast. He plays the same old game over and over and still thinks he's awesome.
He played CS on the same map for six hours and didn't even notice.
He posted, 'I'm a beast, not a normal person.'
He tried to play AoE I and cried because his computer broke.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Pham is a man with a weird obsession who has too many phones and a tiny subwoofer that screams like it's mad.
He bought a 3.5-inch paper subwoofer and called it 'legendary.'
He DMed me and said, 'My subwoofer is louder than my soul.'
He has five phones and still buys another one every week.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Pham is a guy who thinks he's cool but only likes boring games and has friends who have terrible cars.
He said, 'Civilization is the best game ever, even though I lose every time.'
He has a friend who has a Daihatsu and still thinks he's rich.
He posted, 'My friends have lousy cars, but I'm fancy.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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