jack off season
That awkward time after a breakup when you're forced to jerk off because your ex is now dating someone who probably has better hair than you.
My ex said her new guy has a six-pack. I now jerk off to the sound of a six-pack commercial.
I used to get head from my ex. Now I get head from my ex and it’s just my hand.
I went from getting laid every day to getting laid every day... but it’s just my hand now.