jack off season

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The time after a breakup when you go from having easy access to hot pussy to having to jerk off because your ex is no longer around to give it to you every day.

My ex left me for a guy who brings donuts to work. Now I jerk off to the sound of a coffee machine.

I used to get head at lunch. Now I get head at lunch and it's just my hand.

I went from getting laid every day to getting laid every day... but it's my hand.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

That awkward time after a breakup when you're forced to jerk off because your ex is now dating someone who probably has better hair than you.

My ex said her new guy has a six-pack. I now jerk off to the sound of a six-pack commercial.

I used to get head from my ex. Now I get head from my ex and it’s just my hand.

I went from getting laid every day to getting laid every day... but it’s just my hand now.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The time after a breakup when you have to jerk off because your ex is now with someone who doesn’t take your head for granted.

My ex left me for a guy who calls her ‘babe’ all day. Now I jerk off to the sound of a phone ringing.

I used to get head from my ex. Now I get head from my hand and it’s just me.

I went from getting laid every day to getting laid every day... but it’s just me now.

by Slangipedia 1d ago