Jack-off Cookies
You jack off, then you bake cookies. What kind doesn’t matter. Just cookies. If you wait to make cookies until after you jack off, they’re Jack-off Cookies.
He made Jack-off Cookies because he jacked off before he even started mixing the dough.
The cookies were Jack-off Cookies because he made them right after a long session.
She called them Jack-off Cookies because she didn’t jack off before she baked them.