Jack-off Cookies

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You jack off and then make cookies. Doesn't matter what kind or how good they taste. Just cookies. If you wait to make cookies so you can jack off first, those are Jack-off Cookies.
I ate three cookies and still needed more because I had a Jack-off Cookie session.
My mom made cookies, but they were Jack-off Cookies because I was too busy jacking off to help.
He made cookies, but they tasted like regret because he did it after a Jack-off session.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You get off and then you make cookies. No fancy stuff. Just cookies. If you hold off on cookies until after you jack off, they are Jack-off Cookies.
I made cookies after I jacked off, and they were the best I’ve ever had. Call them Jack-off Cookies.
She said the cookies were Jack-off Cookies because she made them right after she got off.
The cookies were Jack-off Cookies because he didn’t jack off before making them.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You jack off, then you bake cookies. What kind doesn’t matter. Just cookies. If you wait to make cookies until after you jack off, they’re Jack-off Cookies.
He made Jack-off Cookies because he jacked off before he even started mixing the dough.
The cookies were Jack-off Cookies because he made them right after a long session.
She called them Jack-off Cookies because she didn’t jack off before she baked them.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You jack off, then you make cookies. What kind doesn’t matter. Just cookies. If you delay cookie making to jack off first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies.
He called them Jack-off Cookies because he jacked off before making them.
I made Jack-off Cookies because I jacked off first and then baked them.
She had a Jack-off Cookie session because she waited to make cookies until after she got off.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You jack off, then you make cookies. No fancy stuff. Just cookies. If you wait to make cookies until after you jack off, they’re Jack-off Cookies.
He had a Jack-off Cookie session because he jacked off before he even started baking.
The cookies were Jack-off Cookies because he waited to make them until after he jacked off.
She called them Jack-off Cookies because she jacked off first and then baked them.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You jack off, then you make cookies. Doesn’t matter what kind. Just cookies. If you make cookies after you jack off, they’re Jack-off Cookies.
He made Jack-off Cookies because he jacked off first and then baked them.
She called them Jack-off Cookies because she waited to make them after she got off.
The cookies were Jack-off Cookies because he didn’t jack off before making them.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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