jack nelsson
Jack is a donut-loving maniac with a nose the size of a pizza, and he thinks shoving batteries up his butt is the most normal thing in the world
Jack shoved 2 batteries up his ass and started singing to them. I didn’t know what to do.
He tried to power his brain with batteries and now he can’t stop talking about explosions.
Jack told me he’s gonna power his brain with 100 batteries and live in a donut shop forever.
xs