jack nelsson

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Jack is a total legend who hands me donuts daily, has a nose like a elephant, and thinks sticking batteries up his butt is the best way to power his brain
Jack: 'I’m gonna power my brain with 10 batteries today!' Me: 'You’re gonna blow up.'
He tried to power his brain with 5 batteries. It just made him sneeze really loud.
Jack shoved 3 batteries up his ass and said, 'This is how you get genius levels of donut knowledge.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jack is a donut-loving maniac with a nose the size of a pizza, and he thinks shoving batteries up his butt is the most normal thing in the world
Jack shoved 2 batteries up his ass and started singing to them. I didn’t know what to do.
He tried to power his brain with batteries and now he can’t stop talking about explosions.
Jack told me he’s gonna power his brain with 100 batteries and live in a donut shop forever.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jack is a brilliant guy who gives me donuts every day, has a nose so big it could be a donut shop, and shoves batteries up his ass like it’s his full-time job
Jack shoved 4 batteries up his ass and started doing push-ups. I don’t know why.
He told me he’s gonna power his brain with batteries until he can think in donuts.
Jack shoves batteries up his ass so much, he’s probably gonna need a new nose.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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