jack nelsson
Jack is a brilliant guy who gives me donuts every day, has a nose so big it could be a donut shop, and shoves batteries up his ass like it’s his full-time job
Jack shoved 4 batteries up his ass and started doing push-ups. I don’t know why.
He told me he’s gonna power his brain with batteries until he can think in donuts.
Jack shoves batteries up his ass so much, he’s probably gonna need a new nose.