Jack Murray Irwin
A Jack Murray Irwin is when you’re taking a dump and then you sneeze and your poop comes out your nose like it's trying to escape from your face.
I was taking a dump and sneezed. My poop came out my nose. I looked like a poop monster.
I had a Jack Murray Irwin and my poop was all over my face. It was the worst.
I was pooping and sneezed. My poop came out my nose. It was like a poop sneeze.