Jack Murray Irwin

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A Jack Murray Irwin is the worst kind of poop disaster. It happens when someone is pooping and then they sneeze so hard it shoots poop out their nose like a rocket.

I was pooping and I sneezed and my poop came out my nose. I looked like a monster.

My brother tried to poop and sneezed at the same time. He looked like he had a nose full of worms.

I was on the toilet and sneezed so hard my poop went out my nose. I cried.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Jack Murray Irwin is when you’re doing your business and then you sneeze so hard your poop goes out your nose like it’s trying to escape.

I was taking a dump and sneezed. My poop flew out my nose. It was gross.

I had a Jack Murray Irwin and my poop was everywhere. My mom saw it and screamed.

I was pooping and sneezed. My poop came out my nose. It was like a poop sneeze.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Jack Murray Irwin is when you’re taking a dump and then you sneeze and your poop comes out your nose like it's trying to escape from your face.

I was taking a dump and sneezed. My poop came out my nose. I looked like a poop monster.

I had a Jack Murray Irwin and my poop was all over my face. It was the worst.

I was pooping and sneezed. My poop came out my nose. It was like a poop sneeze.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago