jack mormon
A kid who grew up in a Mormon family, but finally saw through the Bull-Shit and chose the real world over polygamy and compound living. They might still say they believe in God, but they’re not fooling anyone.
"I believed in the church until I saw the compound. Now I just believe in snacks.", @JackMormonLife
"I got out of the church when I realized I wasn’t going to marry three women.", @MormonEscapee
"I was a good Mormon until I started drinking coffee and smoking.", @JackMormon420"