jack martin
The most awesome guy ever. He'll stare you down like you just insulted his mom, and then you'll burst into tears and tell him your life story. He has a schlong the size of a pickle, and he'll flash it at every girl he sees. He's perfect, he's beautiful, and he's a duck.
Jack Martin just gave me the look and I cried my eyes out.
He showed off his schlong at the grocery store and no one looked away.
He told me I was a duck and I believed him.