jack martin

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The most awesome guy ever. He'll stare you down like you just insulted his mom, and then you'll burst into tears and tell him your life story. He has a schlong the size of a pickle, and he'll flash it at every girl he sees. He's perfect, he's beautiful, and he's a duck.
Jack Martin just gave me the look and I cried my eyes out.
He showed off his schlong at the grocery store and no one looked away.
He told me I was a duck and I believed him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The dumbest kid ever. He'll jump out of a window with no shoes on and laugh like it was the best day of his life. He'll run out of class naked, talk back to teachers like they're his friends, and still act like a five-year-old when he's 50.
He jumped out of a window and said, 'That was the best thing ever!'
He ran out of class naked and yelled, 'I'm free!'
He talked back to the principal like he was his brother.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A name for someone with so much schmegma it's like they're swimming in it. It's the kind of schmegma that smells like old socks and regret.
Jack Martin has so much schmegma, I can smell it from across the room.
He walked in with schmegma dripping down his legs like it was a fashion statement.
His schmegma was so bad, it made the whole school cry.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The best Blox Fruit player in the world. He beats everyone like it's nothing. He's so good, he'll make you feel like a complete idiot.
Jack Martin beat me in Blox Fruit and laughed the whole time.
He killed 10 people in Blox Fruit and didn't even break a sweat.
He played Blox Fruit so good, my dog started crying.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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