jack manifold stan
a totally new type of human. Might be from another galaxy or a place where the internet is made of cheese.
My neighbor is a jack manifold stan. He once tried to communicate with aliens using only ketchup and a banana.
The guy who runs the taco truck is a jack manifold stan. He claims he can make tacos that fly.
My little brother is a jack manifold stan. He believes his goldfish is plotting against him.