jack manifold stan

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a whole new kind of freak. Could be from another planet or some weird place that smells like old socks and regret.

That kid in class is a jack manifold stan. He eats crayons for breakfast and talks to his shoes.

My cousin claims she's a jack manifold stan. She tried to teleport to Mars and ended up in a Walmart.

The guy who yelled at the pizza delivery guy for 20 minutes is a jack manifold stan.

a completely different kind of weirdo. Might be a space alien or a creature that comes out when you step on a squeaky floorboard.

My math teacher is a jack manifold stan. He solved the Rubik's Cube in 3 seconds and then cried.

That guy who wears socks with sandals is a jack manifold stan. He also has a pet raccoon named Sir Fluffy McRaccoon.

My mom says my dad is a jack manifold stan. He once tried to turn the TV into a toaster.

a totally new type of human. Might be from another galaxy or a place where the internet is made of cheese.

My neighbor is a jack manifold stan. He once tried to communicate with aliens using only ketchup and a banana.

The guy who runs the taco truck is a jack manifold stan. He claims he can make tacos that fly.

My little brother is a jack manifold stan. He believes his goldfish is plotting against him.