jack manifold stan
a completely different kind of weirdo. Might be a space alien or a creature that comes out when you step on a squeaky floorboard.
My math teacher is a jack manifold stan. He solved the Rubik's Cube in 3 seconds and then cried.
That guy who wears socks with sandals is a jack manifold stan. He also has a pet raccoon named Sir Fluffy McRaccoon.
My mom says my dad is a jack manifold stan. He once tried to turn the TV into a toaster.
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