Jack Loew
He’s the guy who can get any girl he wants. He plays video games like it’s his second job and still gets straight A’s. He’s got the looks, the smarts, and the Yuengling.
Text: ‘Jack Loew just got 5 girls to follow him. I’m still in the class and I got a C.’
DM: ‘You’re not Jack Loew. He got a 4.0. You got a 2.0.’
Tweet: ‘Jack Loew is the best. He plays games, gets straight A’s, and still has a 4.0 cock.’