Jack Loew

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The guy who looks like a model but acts like a beast. He drinks Yuengling like it’s water and still gets the best grades. He’s got a 4.0 GPA and a 4.0 cock.

DM: ‘Hey Jack, I saw you at the bar with 5 girls. How’s that GPA holding up?’

Text: ‘You failed math. Jack passed it with a 4.0. You’re a failure.’

Tweet: ‘Jack Loew: the reason I failed algebra. He’s got a 4.0 GPA and a 4.0 cock.’

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The guy who’s so good-looking, he could get a free drink anywhere. He plays video games like it’s his job and still gets straight A’s. He’s the human version of a Yuengling commercial.

Text: ‘Jack Loew just walked into my class. I failed algebra. He passed it with a 4.0.’

DM: ‘You’re the worst. Jack Loew is in my class and he got a 4.0. You got a 3.5.’

Tweet: ‘Jack Loew: the reason I drink Yuengling every day. He’s got a 4.0 GPA and a 4.0 cock.’

by Slangipedia 10d ago

He’s the guy who can get any girl he wants. He plays video games like it’s his second job and still gets straight A’s. He’s got the looks, the smarts, and the Yuengling.

Text: ‘Jack Loew just got 5 girls to follow him. I’m still in the class and I got a C.’

DM: ‘You’re not Jack Loew. He got a 4.0. You got a 2.0.’

Tweet: ‘Jack Loew is the best. He plays games, gets straight A’s, and still has a 4.0 cock.’

by Slangipedia 10d ago