Jack Kerouac
A Jack Kerouac is when you cum like a madman while reading On the Road. It’s like the book turned you into a human fire hose.
I read one page and my pants were soaked. My dog looked at me like I was a monster.
My mom walked in and asked if I was dying. I said no. I was just being a Jack Kerouac.
I tried to read it in the library. The librarian gave me a look like I had just stolen her lunch money.