Jack Kerouac - A Jack Kerouac is like a holy man who jacks off while readin

A Jack Kerouac is like a holy man who jacks off while reading a book. It’s sacred. It’s legendary. It’s gross.

I did it on the bus. The driver looked at me like I was a weirdo.

I did it in the park. A squirrel watched me like I was doing something important.

I did it in my room. My brother walked in and asked if I was dying. I said no. I was just being a Jack Kerouac.