jack kelley
When you lie so hard and so loud that people believe you, even when you're clearly high on pizza and lies.
Jack Kelley told the press he saw Bin Laden on eBay. I saw him on a Zoom call with his mom.
He said he got a Pulitzer nomination. I said he got a coupon for free pizza.
He told me he was a reporter. I told him he was a fake reporter.