jack kelley

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A former news guy who worked for USA Today and lied so much he got a Pulitzer nomination. He said Osama bin Laden was using eBay like a grandma.

Jack Kelley said Bin Laden was shopping for bombs on eBay. I said, 'Bro, he's probably just buying a toaster.'

He told the class he was a reporter. I told him he was a fraud. He said I was a 'delusional conspiracy theorist.'

He wrote a story about Bin Laden using eBay. I wrote a story about him using a fax machine.

When you lie so hard and so loud that people believe you, even when you're clearly high on pizza and lies.

Jack Kelley told the press he saw Bin Laden on eBay. I saw him on a Zoom call with his mom.

He said he got a Pulitzer nomination. I said he got a coupon for free pizza.

He told me he was a reporter. I told him he was a fake reporter.

A guy who makes up wild stories and says them like they’re true, even when he’s clearly making it up to get out of trouble.

He told the class he got a Pulitzer. I said he got a participation trophy.

He said Bin Laden was using eBay. I said he was using a phone.

He told me he was a real reporter. I said he was a fake one.