Jack jickleprince
A woman who thinks a shopping mall is a palace. Especially for moms named 'C' and ending with 'n'.
Your mom is a jack jickleprince. She spent $500 on glittery socks.
My mom is a jack jickleprince. She thinks the microwave is a magic portal.
Why is your mom a jack jickleprince? Because she tried to negotiate with the dog.