Jack jickleprince

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A mom who acts like a brain-dead chicken. Mainly used for moms whose names start with 'c' and end with 'n'.
Your mom is a jack jickleprince. She thinks a toaster is a fashion statement.
My mom is a jack jickleprince. She still wears pajamas to the grocery store.
Why is your mom a jack jickleprince? Because she tried to fix the Wi-Fi with a spoon.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A woman who thinks a shopping mall is a palace. Especially for moms named 'C' and ending with 'n'.
Your mom is a jack jickleprince. She spent $500 on glittery socks.
My mom is a jack jickleprince. She thinks the microwave is a magic portal.
Why is your mom a jack jickleprince? Because she tried to negotiate with the dog.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A mom who thinks being loud is a superpower. Mainly for moms named 'C' and ending with 'n'.
Your mom is a jack jickleprince. She yelled at the TV during a commercial.
My mom is a jack jickleprince. She tried to sing opera in the grocery store.
Why is your mom a jack jickleprince? Because she thinks the neighbor's cat is her rival.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A woman who thinks a sock is a life choice. Especially for moms whose names start with 'c' and end with 'n'.
Your mom is a jack jickleprince. She wore a sock as a hat.
My mom is a jack jickleprince. She tried to knit a sweater with three different colors of dirt.
Why is your mom a jack jickleprince? Because she thinks a sock is a life decision.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A mom who thinks a nap is a war strategy. Especially for moms named 'C' and ending with 'n'.
Your mom is a jack jickleprince. She took a nap during the president's speech.
My mom is a jack jickleprince. She planned her nap for three days.
Why is your mom a jack jickleprince? Because she thinks a nap can conquer the world.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A woman who thinks a pencil is a weapon. Mainly for moms whose names start with 'c' and end with 'n'.
Your mom is a jack jickleprince. She tried to stab the fridge with a pencil.
My mom is a jack jickleprince. She drew a map of the moon with a pencil.
Why is your mom a jack jickleprince? Because she thinks a pencil can beat a sword.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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