Jack jickleprince
A mom who thinks a nap is a war strategy. Especially for moms named 'C' and ending with 'n'.
Your mom is a jack jickleprince. She took a nap during the president's speech.
My mom is a jack jickleprince. She planned her nap for three days.
Why is your mom a jack jickleprince? Because she thinks a nap can conquer the world.