jack haskell
A guy who's usually big, but even when he's small, he's still massive and loves telling everyone he's massive.
Jack Haskell said he could fit into a suit. The suit is now in a museum. It's a legendary suit.
He told me he could bench-press a donkey. I asked him if the donkey was dead. He said it was just tired.
He tried to do a squat and the ground cracked. The ground was tired.