Jack Harkness
A super-sexy Time Agent who can’t die, even when he’s getting shot, punched, or turned into a giant walking metaphor. He’s been around for millennia and still can’t stop flirting.
Jack walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'We don’t serve your kind here.' Jack said, 'I’m not your kind, I’m the *face* of Boe.'
Jack showed up at a party and every woman there forgot their names. Every man there forgot their purpose.
Jack tried to flirt with a alien. The alien said, 'I’m not interested.' Jack said, 'That’s okay, I’m not interested either.'