Jack Harkness

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A super-sexy Time Agent who can’t die, even when he’s getting shot, punched, or turned into a giant walking metaphor. He’s been around for millennia and still can’t stop flirting.
Jack walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'We don’t serve your kind here.' Jack said, 'I’m not your kind, I’m the *face* of Boe.'
Jack showed up at a party and every woman there forgot their names. Every man there forgot their purpose.
Jack tried to flirt with a alien. The alien said, 'I’m not interested.' Jack said, 'That’s okay, I’m not interested either.'
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A man who’s been dead, brought back to life, and still can’t stop showing off. He’s got more sexual energy than a coffee shop at 8 a. m.
Jack showed up at a funeral and started dancing. No one knew why, but everyone joined in.
Jack told a joke. The universe laughed. Then it exploded.
Jack asked a woman out. She said no. He said, 'That’s okay, I’ve got 51st century charm.'
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A man who fights aliens, survives death, and still has time to charm the pants off everyone he meets. He’s like a superhero who also knows how to pick up a date.
Jack walked into a restaurant. The waiters dropped their trays. The chef asked for a raise.
Jack fought an alien. The alien won. Jack still smiled.
Jack asked a woman on a date. She said yes. Then she asked for a raise.
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So hot, his name is a pickup line. He’s like a walking sexual suggestion with a time vortex and a face that looks like a god.
Jack walked into a classroom. The teacher said, 'Everyone quiet!' The kids said, 'No way.'
Jack asked a girl out. She said yes. Then she asked for a promotion.
Jack showed up in a dream. The dream turned into a reality.
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A gay, immortal conman who can’t stop flirting. He’s been around for ages and still can’t keep his hands off everyone.
Jack walked into a club. The DJ dropped the beat. Everyone screamed. Jack said, 'That’s my cue.'
Jack told a joke. The punchline was him.
Jack asked a man out. The man said yes. Then he asked for a raise.
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