Jack fox
A cool kid or man who loves the movie Drive, eats pb and j sandwiches, and has a goldfish stolen from Ryan Gosling. He’s a nice guy until you find out he’s a sex offender and he’s got a warrant.
'I saw Jack fox eating a pb and j sandwich like it was a crime.', said by a guy who eats cereal for dinner.
'Jack fox’s goldfish ran away, and now he’s trying to find it.'
'He’s a nice guy, until he’s not, then he’s a sex offender.'