Jack fox

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A lookin' good guy who gets chased by ugly girls like a dog chases a bone. He grew up poor, loves animals, and half of them are autistic weirdos. The other half are just weird and will stab you in the back over a stupid argument.
'You’re just a jack fox, I’m a queen.', said by a girl who wears socks with holes.
'Jack fox is here, and he’s bringing a knife to a gun fight.', said by someone who lost a bet.
'He’s a jack fox, and he’s got a warrant for his dumb ass.'
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A cool kid or man who loves the movie Drive, eats pb and j sandwiches, and has a goldfish stolen from Ryan Gosling. He’s a nice guy until you find out he’s a sex offender and he’s got a warrant.
'I saw Jack fox eating a pb and j sandwich like it was a crime.', said by a guy who eats cereal for dinner.
'Jack fox’s goldfish ran away, and now he’s trying to find it.'
'He’s a nice guy, until he’s not, then he’s a sex offender.'
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