Jack flower
Jack flower is a British shrimp with a tiny wiener who thinks he’s a tough guy but is actually a joke. He’s so ugly you can tell his parents split up just by looking at him. Everyone calls him a train rack because he’s a total mess.
He tried to fight me and I just sneezed and he ran away
He bragged about his strength but got knocked over by a kid
He tried to flirt with my sister and she called him a shrimp and walked away