Jack flower

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Jack flower is a tiny British twerp with a tiny weenie and looks like a swamp monster who thinks he's the king of the castle but is actually a punch bag waiting to happen. Everyone calls him a train rack because he’s a disgrace and his face tells the story of his parents’ divorce.
Jack flower tried to flirt with my sister and got a face full of elbow
He called me a wimp and I called him a shrimp and he cried
He tried to act cool but tripped over a curb and face-planted into a puddle
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Jack flower is a British cocky shrimp with a tiny wiener and a face so ugly it makes the moon cry. He thinks he's tough, but he’s a joke and everyone knows it. People laugh at him and his face is the reason his parents broke up.
He yelled at me for no reason and I just laughed and walked away
He tried to impress my mom and she asked him to leave
He bragged about his strength but fell over when I bumped him
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Jack flower is a British shrimp with a tiny wiener who thinks he’s a tough guy but is actually a joke. He’s so ugly you can tell his parents split up just by looking at him. Everyone calls him a train rack because he’s a total mess.
He tried to fight me and I just sneezed and he ran away
He bragged about his strength but got knocked over by a kid
He tried to flirt with my sister and she called him a shrimp and walked away
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