jack feeney
Jack Feeney is the reason why girls don’t wear pants. He’s so hot that he makes them cum just by blinking. He’s had more sex than a priest on a Friday. He’s not real. He’s just a myth with a six-pack.
My sister saw Jack Feeney and passed out in her math class.
My teacher saw Jack Feeney and forgot how to teach.
My friend’s cat saw Jack Feeney and meowed like he was in pain.