jack feeney

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Jack Feeney is a meat god. Every girl who sees him loses their mind and leaks all over themselves. He’s so good at sex that even scientists can’t count how many people he’s blown. He’s not real. He’s just a legend made of cum and regret.

My cousin saw Jack Feeney and peed her pants in a Walmart.

My mom texted me: 'I saw Jack Feeney and I died.'

My dog ran away because he saw Jack Feeney and got a hard-on.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jack Feeney is the reason why girls don’t wear pants. He’s so hot that he makes them cum just by blinking. He’s had more sex than a priest on a Friday. He’s not real. He’s just a myth with a six-pack.

My sister saw Jack Feeney and passed out in her math class.

My teacher saw Jack Feeney and forgot how to teach.

My friend’s cat saw Jack Feeney and meowed like he was in pain.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jack Feeney is the devil’s twin brother. He makes girls cum so hard they fall off chairs. He’s had sex with every living creature. He’s not real. He’s just a guy who smells like pizza and cum.

My neighbor saw Jack Feeney and cried in her car.

My dog saw Jack Feeney and had a baby.

My dad saw Jack Feeney and forgot how to drive.

by Slangipedia 2d ago