jack feeney
Jack Feeney is the devil’s twin brother. He makes girls cum so hard they fall off chairs. He’s had sex with every living creature. He’s not real. He’s just a guy who smells like pizza and cum.
My neighbor saw Jack Feeney and cried in her car.
My dog saw Jack Feeney and had a baby.
My dad saw Jack Feeney and forgot how to drive.