Jack Faced
When your mom or dad catches you jerkin' off and you're too shocked to speak, just blabberin' nonsense like 'It wasn't what it looked like' or 'I was scratchin'.'
'Uh... I was just scratchin'!', me, after my dad walked in on me.
‘It wasn’t what it looked like, I swear!’, me, after my mom caught me in the act.
‘I was just doin’ my homework!’, me, after my brother walked in on me.