Jack Faced

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When your mom or dad catches you jerkin' off and you're too shocked to speak, just blabberin' nonsense like 'It wasn't what it looked like' or 'I was scratchin'.'
'Uh... I was just scratchin'!', me, after my dad walked in on me.
‘It wasn’t what it looked like, I swear!’, me, after my mom caught me in the act.
‘I was just doin’ my homework!’, me, after my brother walked in on me.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Another word for a woman's private parts, the place where all the action happens.
‘You're so jack faced!’, my friend, after I said I used the word in class.
‘She’s got a real jack faced!’, my brother, after seeing my sister’s picture.
‘Jack faced is the best word ever!’, me, after learning it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When some loser forgets to log out of Facebook, and the next person messes up their profile like it's their own.
‘I logged in and my profile was a mess!’, me, after my friend changed my bio to ‘I eat glitter for breakfast.’
‘My mom became a fan of cats and likes everything now!’, me, after my sister took over my account.
‘My profile picture was changed to a dog wearing sunglasses!’, me, after my brother logged in and messed it up.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you jerk off to your own Facebook photos, and you're not even shy about it.
‘I jerk off to my own photos every night.’, me, after my friend asked me what I do at night.
‘I saw my profile picture and I had to jerk off.’, me, after my mom posted a new photo of me.”
‘I jerked off to my vacation photos, and I was not ashamed.’, me, after my friend asked me about it.”
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When someone else takes over your Facebook and makes you look like a total fool, like you're posting stupid stuff about your sister or liking everything.
‘My friend made me look like a fool by liking everything on my page!’, me, after my friend took over my account.
‘I had to like everything and post about my sister, it was so embarrassing.’, me, after being face-jacked.”
‘They made me a fan of cats and dogs and I didn’t even like it!’, me, after my friend messed with my profile.”
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A terrible thing that happens to some people, their vaginas look like they got hit by a bomb.
‘My sister has a jack faced and it looks like a war zone.’, me, after seeing her picture.
‘My cousin got a jack faced and it was the worst thing ever.’, me, after hearing about her surgery.”
‘That girl has a jack faced and it looks like it was exploded.’, me, after seeing her.”
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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